When it comes to penises, there is a classification system. These are some of the most discussed, culturally relevant, or simply larger than average penises. Let’s see if you agree.
1. Milton Berle
Milton Berle was not only known for his comedy. It was actively talked about in Hollywood circles that he had something almost bordering on terrifying size.
Phil Silvers once told an interesting story about being next to him at the urinal …
“You better feed that thing, or it’s likely to turn on you!”
2. Little Donnie
The Upright Citizen’s Brigade once did a comedy skit about little Donnie, who was plagued with magnimum oblivophallocytis, the result of a huge penis as a child. With the help of digital blur, the show gave a blurry picture of the boy’s penis that was quite shocking to viewers.
3. Minister of The Little Mermaid
If you’ve ever seen the marriage scene in The Little Mermaid, you may have seen a black mound on the minister’s gowns. Disney would like to say it was your knee, others suggest otherwise, you are the judge.
4. Bart Simpsom in the Simpsons movie
Bart was exposed in a very controversial way in the movie. It was the first time in history that penile exposure did not result in an R rating. I’m sure boys and girls have never been the same since.
5. Dirk Diggler – Let’s Boogie
Dirk dropped out of school with a 13-inch penis enthusiastically recruited for porn. Mark Wahlberg sheepishly admits it was a prosthesis.
6. Joey Stivic doll
Joey was the first anatomically correct doll based on a television character. He first appeared on All In The Family as the son of Sally Struthers and Mike Stivik.
7. Basketball Superstar: Wilt Chamberlain
Wilt The Stilt was a Hall of Fame basketball player. It is famous that he claimed to have had sex with 20,000; you would be very tired if you asked me.
8. John Holmes – Porn Legend
He starred in 2,500 adult films and was touted as the “biggest” porn star in history. His ex-wives assured us that he was 10 inches long, while others reported 16 inches.
Considered the largest sculpture in history, the reality of the penis in David is remarkable. I wonder how much time Michelangelo spent on his research.
10. John Wayne Bobbit
In 1993 there was no other more famous penis. Lorena, John’s wife, took the kitchen knife and cut almost half of it.